Innumerable riotous angelic particulars

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

100% sure this is not true, but i still like the story. :)

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artclasshero:

Love is like oxygen. Love is a many-splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love 

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ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

duh

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iwishiwasakendoll:

fuckinfaghag:

eastjesusray:

Lol

This is my favorite thing on the internet

I don’t even like cats, but how could one not reblog this!?

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edwardspoonhands:

iampassionateaboutstupidthings:

Hank said that he hated how you can’t mention evolution without starting a stupid and uninteresting debate. He then said “As reference, see the stupid uninteresting debate in the comments below.” This is what I found.

God I love nerdfighteria.

This is beautiful.

Un Hiver en Couleur by Florent Tanet

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ohmygil:

shanslash:

xenotone:

COULD YOU NOT

it screams something

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John Green (x)

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!!

everyonedeservestea:

five-foot-ginger-of-fury:

elongatedpantaloons:

noxxedup:

instantjoy:

“The Art Toast Project Presents:” by Ida Skivenes

Idafrosk.com// Instagram: @Idafrosk

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me at work

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follow the rainbow

strawberry ombre cake tower

super-wholock-avengers:

weepingangela:

carry-on-my-wayward-daughter:

Always reblog.

Misha Collins is my spirit animal. 

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